Keatonism & misheard lyrics

Keatonism Tuesday, with bonus Misheard Lyrics!
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"I'm gonna take a deep breath, relax, and think." (Something Mommy needs to learn as well!)

Casey, while at the zoo: "I'm pretty sure we found the zebras."
K: "I can smell them!!!"

"When I get bigger I'm going to change my name to Darth Vader."

Misheard Lyrics:

Let It Go: "I'll rise like the break of dawn"
Keaton sang: "I'll rise like a ray gone door"

Stolen Dance by Milky Chance: "Dancing on, do the boogie all night long"
Keaton sang: "It's so long, feel the boogie on my thumb"

Keatonism Tuesday

Happy Keatonism Tuesday, everyone!
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"When I have an owie on my head, I sure don't kiss it. Because I can't reach it."

K: "I just saw a humpback whale because it got on its back and it humped."
Me: "Oh, o....kay.... "

I was explaining to that Keaton and we have a bit of Native American ancestry on my side. I tried explaining a bit of genetics, but quickly realized it was way too confusing a topic for a 4 year old. And maybe a 32 year old. I realized he wasn't really understanding my point when he said "I won't give my Native American blood to anybody!"

K: "What is this dinosaur called?"
Me: "It says it's a 'Pinacosaurus'."
K: "So it's a Penisaurus."
Me: "....."

K: "I don't feel young. I feel old and young."
Me: "Right in the middle? That's sort of where I am."
K: "Actually, let me put this straight. You are young." (LOL)

Keat

K: "Mommy, were you ever big?"
Me: "Nope. The only time I've ever been bigger was when you or your brothers were in my tummy."
"Well you're bigger than you think you are."

Puts large curly blond wig on Grandma: "You're the prettiest lady in the valley."

"Having that many commercials is despicable."

Praying: "Thank you for making strings and making people. And making snakes and making caramel."

While eating Spider-Man fruit snacks: "I just ate Spider-Man's face!"

Keatonisms

Me: " Keaton, I don't appreciate your attitude right now."
K: "I'm not attiduding!"

"Did God make crayons?"

K: "Mommy, I want to have three brothers and three sisters."
Me: "Yeah, that's not happening. Sorry, dude."