In a moment

Happy Keatonism Tuesday, folks! Casey gave Keaton a (pretend) shaving lesson this weekend. Keaton was sure to ask me multiple times if his face was smoother and handsome like Daddy's. 😁
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Keaton : "What kind of rice is this?"
Me : "Dirty rice. It smells good!"
K: "It smells... dirty."

About Rowan: "He's as sharp as a shark."

"If my brain didn't work, I would be like jello."

Watching Frozen, talking to Nik: "This is set in western California."

To me : "You'll see it in a moment. And if not, you'll see it in another moment."

Keatonisms

"Funny things my brothers say should be called 'Brothersisms'."

"Mommy, I just learned that you should not glue something and then cut it with scissors. I made a big mess. But I guess it was just time for me to learn that lesson."

I saw a cardinal outside and I got caught up watching it eat birdseed. "Let's just focus on our food, Mommy."

Can't always get what you want

Happy Keatonism Tuesday!!
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I was searching for something in the van: "Mommy, what are you looking for? A flying pig?"

I apparently remembered something differently than Keaton thought I should.
K: "You misunderstand yourself."

"You Can't Always Get What You Want" came on the radio. I explained that it was by the Rolling Stones, and Mick Jagger was singing. Keaton listened to the chorus and said, "He is the rightest person in the whole world."