Keatonisms

Happy Keatonism Tuesday!
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"I'm not a man, but I'm super."

Water from another car splashed onto our windshield while I was driving. "That made my heart get a little freaked out!"

Sees a rabbit in the back yard. "Rabbit, go away! You might be a dangerous or stinky one!"

"Someday I wanna watch the vitamin show." (The Flintstones)

I took a drink of an Irish milkshake.  "Noooo! You'll turn Irish-ish! You'll get very wound up and Irish will come into you!"

It's Keatonism Tuesday again!

Happy Keatonism Tuesday!
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"I think on St. Patrick's day we go outside where it's very warm and we dance in a circle. Is that right?"

"Do Storm Troopers make storms?"

I had just taken a shower and had a towel over my hair. "You look cute in your towel. You look like a Storm Trooper!" (Someone's obsessed with Star Wars!)

Me: "You get shots to prevent diseases. If you didn't get them, you could get really sick."
K: "Or I could die...then I would never be alive again. And they would make a statue of me."

"Goalies are good. Bullies are bad."

Keatonism (and Fat) Tuesday

Happy Keatonism (and Fat) Tuesday, everyone!
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"Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her courage and whey."

He saw my Sprite: "May I have some please? It will not make me go crazy."

"God is an architect because he designs things."

"What color is a toot? I think it's clear." (LOL...)

"Does sand have air?"

"Last night in my bedroom, I smelled something very familiar."
Me: "What did it remind you of?"
K: "Trash."

"I was on Earth for 60,000 years." ???

"How does Superman dance? What color is his home?"

"Look, it's the Peanut manager! (Mr. Peanut)

"I think those girls are having a girls night off."

"Does Han Solo drink coffee?"

K: "Mommy, why did Ellen say that guy was handsome and pretty? I thought just girls are pretty."
Me: "Because he (Jared Leto) is a good looking man."
K: "Why is he good looking?"
Me: "Good genes, I guess. His mom is really pretty, too."
K: "What color is his mom's jeans?"