Happy Keatonism (and Fat) Tuesday, everyone!
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"Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her courage and whey."
He saw my Sprite: "May I have some please? It will not make me go crazy."
"God is an architect because he designs things."
"What color is a toot? I think it's clear." (LOL...)
"Does sand have air?"
"Last night in my bedroom, I smelled something very familiar."
Me: "What did it remind you of?"
K: "Trash."
"I was on Earth for 60,000 years." ???
"How does Superman dance? What color is his home?"
"Look, it's the Peanut manager! (Mr. Peanut)
"I think those girls are having a girls night off."
"Does Han Solo drink coffee?"
K: "Mommy, why did Ellen say that guy was handsome and pretty? I thought just girls are pretty."
Me: "Because he (Jared Leto) is a good looking man."
K: "Why is he good looking?"
Me: "Good genes, I guess. His mom is really pretty, too."
K: "What color is his mom's jeans?"
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