Happy Keatonism Tuesday, everyone!!
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"Does Godzilla have a last or middle name? Ask Google." Actually, I should've asked Sean McGuinness...
"When I was a baby, I thought Earth was a square. But when I growed up to four, I learned that the Earth was a sphere. And now I learn more about the Earth each and every day."
K, to me: "Can I take your ponytail out?"
Me: "I guess so. What are you gonna do?"
K: "I'm gonna cut the cobwebs out of your head."
Singing, in the middle of Menard's: "Babies for sale! Babies for sale! "
Me: "What? How much do they cost?"
K: "$1."
Me: "Each, or for both?"
K: "For both."
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