Happy Keatonism Tuesday!!
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"Daddy, can I snore? Okay, I just need to fill my nose up with boogers."
"I wanna be a panda when I grow up."
Me: "Man, I'm tired."
K: "Here, let me get my energy plug!
"I need a little help here!!"
"Sometimes when I eat rice at school, I look in the mirror and my face is all white. Like, it's flushing."
We were driving around looking at Christmas lights.
Me: "I like that house, it's tastefully done."
K: "No is not, we can't eat it!"
"No thanks, Nik. This is not the plan."
"There's no singing in here. I'm sorry, but it's the rule."
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