Happy Keatonism Tuesday, and St. Patrick's Day!
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Keaton, stepping on the scale: "I cost zero pounds."
Me, to Keaton: "This morning didn't go very well. When I asked you to go fast, you went really really slow. How can we make it better tomorrow?"
K: "Chocolate. It makes me go faster."
K: "Ohhh man. Oh woman."
About a scratch he got on his arm: "It's big and long like a questiomation mark!"
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