"I was made to be silly."

Happy Keatonism Tuesday, friends! He was on a roll last week!
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Keaton: "Mommy, do you know what cows would say if they were backwards?"
Me: "What would they say?"
K: "Oooom!"

Keaton saw a cherry pie on the counter. "What's that? It looks like a real pie! Like they make on TV!"

"When it sprinkles, it's just God spitting."

Me: "So why is Darth Vader your favorite?"
K: "I was born that way."

After painting ceramics: "I'm like a real artist now."

"If everything was vanilla and strawberry then I would eat the whole earth."

"I was made to be silly."

Women don't snore.

It's Keatonism Tuesday! Enjoy!
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"Did you know, if you eat dog biscuits, it's really bad for you."

Me: "Your smile is just like Nik's."
K: "Oh, well then we must be brothers of smiling!"

"Women don't snore."

I'm behind!

Ummm... Is it Tuesday night? Yikes. Sorry... Here are your Keatonisms for the week!
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The twins were loud and fussy one morning. Okay, most mornings.
Me: "I wonder why your brothers are so grumpy in the morning."
K: "Because they're Hetricks."

I dropped a picture of Keaton.
Me: "Oops! I dropped you."
K: "If you really would've did it, I woulda broke my head off."

Keaton questionnaire

Keatonism Tuesday is here again! The second part is from the little questionnaire that's going around... He was very serious about it! I asked him the same questions about his daddy, so answer A is for me, B is for Casey.
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Keaton, to me: "When you were little, were there colors?"
Me: "What do you mean?"
K: "I mean, was everything in black and white?"
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1. What is something mom always says to you?
A) That you love me.
B) He loves me.

2. What makes mom happy?
A) When I do what you want me to do.
B) When we listen to him.

3. What makes mom sad?
A) When I don't listen to you.
B) When we don't listen to him.

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
A) I think how you tickle me and how you rub my arm and when you tackle us and when I tackle you.
B) Tickling me in the armpit.

5. What was your mom like as a child?
A)I don't know. Doing art projects with your mom.
B) I think he was like me.

6. How old is your mom?
A) 33
B) 34. Do that in numbers 3-4, please.

7. How tall is your mom?
A) A little tall
B) Very tall.

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
A) Play with us
B) Playing with us

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
A) Go on dates or nap
B) Go on dates with you.

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
A) Because of me
B) Me

11. What is your mom really good at?
A)Taking care of us
B) Fixing things

12. What is your mom not very good at? A) Not taking care of us
B) Putting play Doh in his mouth (LOL...Wha...?)

13. What does your mom do for a job?
A) Helping my brothers
B) Going to BP and making gas better

14.What is your mom's favorite food?
A) Bananas. Just tricking you. Banana pie. (I'm actually not a fan of bananas... Lol)
B) Chocolate with peanut butter

15.What makes you proud of your mom? A) How pretty you are.
B) Because he was famous for making gas

16. If your mom were a character, who would she be?
A) Princess Leia
B) Darth Vader

17. What do you and your mom do together?
A) Play with my brothers
B) Play

18. How are you and your mom the same?
A) How our blood is
B) Because we are both boys

19. How are you and your mom different? A) Because I'm a boy and you're a girl
B) Because he was born in Kansas and I was born in Illinois

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
A) Because she's my mom
B) Because he's my daddy and daddies always love their moms and their kids.

21. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
A) Kansas
B) Kansas, just like yours.

22. How old was your Mom when you were born?
A) 22
B) 34 take away five. 28.

Keatonisms

Happy Keatonism Tuesday!
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"Do frogs eat bees? Because if they poop they would sting somebody."

"That's a pretty handsome car!" (Sporty purple Pontiac)

We were listening to Undone - The Sweater Song by Weezer. For those who don't know the song, the chorus is :

"If you want to destroy my sweater
Hold this thread as I walk away
Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked
Lying on the floor (lying on the floor)
I've come undone"

Keaton listened to this, thought for a second, and said, " He wouldn't be naked because he'd have pants on." Love this little smarty pants!