Bob Ross

Happy Keatonism Tuesday!

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Me: "Time for pajamas."
Keaton: "Amen."

Me: "She's probably about ten years older than me."
K: (Long pause....)  "So she's like 100?"

"Mommy, I'm going to entertain my brothers so you can wash the dishes and rest and be by yourself."

"I love you 150%. And I don't love you 0%."

"Mommy, can you keep an eye on Snoopy? He has a fever. Sometimes he goes crazy."
Me: "What do I do if he goes crazy?"
K: "Just sing him a song."

K: "Mommy, when I go to school, will you put this toy back in my room for me?"
Me: "Sure."
K: "Okay. Just say it over and over in your head so you don't forget."

"Daddy, are speaking Sponge Bob?"

"What if Bob Ross was a Sponge, and then he dipped himself in paint and then painted? What if he cutted all of his hair off and then put an elastic band around it and painted with it?"

Rowanisms

There are only Rowanisms this week... One of these days maybe he'll let Nik talk!
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"I want ketchup on my pancakes."

"Mommy, please leave me malone."

"Mommy, Daddy is funny. And Nik and Baba Keaton is funny. You no is funny."

Parachutes

Happy Keatonism Tuesday!!
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Keaton said something I was thinking.
Me: "How did you know that?"
K: "I can read inside your mind." *Spooky*

Keaton was smacking at some dust floating in the sun beams.
K: "Mommy, what is the stuff floating around? Maybe it's germs."
Me: "You can't normally see germs floating around... "
K: "Maybe it's the germs' parachutes."

Isms.

There weren't any Keatonisms this week (I'm certain I just missed them) but there are two from the twins that were worth sharing!
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Nik: "Fireworks tickles my heart."

Rowan: "My heart needs coffee. And my tummy needs coffee. And my mouth needs coffee."

Twinisms

Twinisms!!
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Rowan:
(Talking to his Curious George toy): "It okay, George toy. I hold you. "

"Nice eyes, Mommy!"

"Bye bye! Thanks a playing with me!" (to our neighbor Emily).

"1,2,3,4...ready for not, here I come!"

"Nik, you's a nice guy."

"Green beans help my ears."
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Nik: "Mommy, nice Blackhawks shirt pick out!"

"I wake up Rowan? Hi Rowan, baby! "

Quoting Big Hero 6: "Hey-whoa. I Baymax, personal health-care 'panion."

Conversation I overheard this morning...
Nik: "I scared."
Rowan: "What you scared of, Nik? Rowan hold you."
Nik: "Yeah, Rowan hug Nik."
Rowan: "Okay." (Hugs him). "Mommy! Rowan hug Nik!"
Nik: "No I scared, Mommy. Rowan hold Nik."