Casey, Ashley, Keaton, Nikolaus, & Rowan take on Chicagoland...
Only a few Keatonisms today... He's been preoccupied with family, and Christmas presents. He also discovered how much fun it is to be a cousin!
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"Phones can reach anywhere. But not to God."
"I like money more than banks, because money is more important."
Me: "Look at cousin Ethan's cute dimples!"
K: "Are they real? "
Happy Keatonism Tuesday!!
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"Daddy, can I snore? Okay, I just need to fill my nose up with boogers."
"I wanna be a panda when I grow up."
Me: "Man, I'm tired."
K: "Here, let me get my energy plug!
"I need a little help here!!"
"Sometimes when I eat rice at school, I look in the mirror and my face is all white. Like, it's flushing."
We were driving around looking at Christmas lights.
Me: "I like that house, it's tastefully done."
K: "No is not, we can't eat it!"
"No thanks, Nik. This is not the plan."
"There's no singing in here. I'm sorry, but it's the rule."
Happy Keatonism Tuesday, everyone! Keaton informed me recently that he didn't want me to share Keatonisms anymore because he's not trying to be funny on purpose...which was funny in itself. I just can't bring myself to comply with that request. He'll forgive me someday, right?
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"I'll always be your hopeful baby."
We were checking out at the store, and Keaton was apparently bored. "We could get it for free if we move faster."... Yeah, if we ran out the door with the cart instead of paying...
Happy Keatonism Tuesday!!
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Casey: "What's the difference in our age?"
Keaton: "Numbers."
Our friends were over for dinner, and we had a comedy of errors moment where a few of us dropped food/silverware/etc: "We're all having problems here."
Keaton told me it's tough right now when his brothers are so small because they can't explain why they are upset or they cry a lot. I told him that while it's tough, it's also fun to teach them and watch them learn every day, just like he did when he was their age. He followed up with: "Well I know a lot now so I don't have to learn much more."
"Are there 50 real Santas? I thought there was 50 Santas for 50 states."
Happy Keatonism Tuesday, friends! I'm googol percent sure you'll at least get a chuckle out of these... 😁
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Keaton: "It's the MacyPenney's Thanksgiving Day parade!!!" (A few moments later, with a confused and slightly disappointed look on his face ) "...so we're just gonna watch a parade on TV and not go to one?"
"I wish I could be like a goose and like winter."
"I'm as sorry as a squirrel. I'm 87% sorry."
For some reason that I can't quite remember, we were discussing protagonists and antagonists. K: "Bullies are protagonists to their moms and dads."
I think I've mentioned that he's been on a Google/googol kick lately. Did everyone else know that googol is a number? Sure was news to me! I will thank Casey for making us aware. 😁
"Ask Google how you spell googol."
"Mommy, I'm googol percent sure that Nik said 'truck'."
