First day of pre-k

It's Keaton's first day of Pre-K for 2014-15! Here are some Keatonisms and facts about our big guy:

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Casey: "I'm 407 months old."
Keaton: "So you're a unicorn."

Older man with long beard and pot belly walks by at the mall.
K: "SANTA IS HERE!!!!" (He hasn't seen Elf, but it was about the same intensity as that scene!)
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Favorite color: purple
Favorite food: muffins
Favorite movie: Star Wars (#3)
Favorite TV show: Curious George
Favorite song: Let It Go
When Keaton grows up, he wants to fix airplanes and fly them like his Papa Keith.

Keatonisms

Happy Keatonism Tuesday, and happy 18 months to Nik & Rowan!!
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"Mommy, I can feel your arm heart."
(He then learned what a pulse is.)

"I just sneezed and boogies came flying out like a boogie concert!"

"It's a watermelon, so the juice is water, right?"

Keatonisms & half birthday

Not only is it Keatonism Tuesday, it is also his half birthday! Happy 4.5, Mr. K!
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Keaton: "What shape is my waffle?"
Me: "A heart."
K: "Nope, it's Pennsylvania."

K: "Why are we driving around instead of going home?
Me: "We're going the scenic route."
K: "That means we're lost."
Me: "Nope, it just means we're going the long way home."
K: "Well when Grandma and Nana drive, it means we're lost." (LOL, sorry Nana De!)

"Alright, Big mommy salami."

"My body tells me I'm sleepy but I don't listen to my body because my body's not right." (...which might explain why he takes soooo long to get to sleep!)

Fancy was on the radio: "Is this even a song? It sounds like a commercial."

A Menard's employee saw my troop of boys, smiled, and raised her eyebrows. "Did you find everything okay?" Me: "I sure wish you guys sold extra hands." She laughed. Keaton chimed in: "And I sure wish you guys sold extra teeth."

Mister Rogers (singing): "Won't you be my neighbor?"
K: "I would be his neighbor. Because he has a purple coat."
Mr. Rogers, still singing: "Won't you be my neighbor?"
K: "Yes, but I'm not in your show. Sorry, dude!"

Keatonisms

Happy Keatonism Tuesday!
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"We got married when we were a kid, now we have to get adult married. We're just kid married." -about his girlfriend (wife??) Kaelyn.

About his sandwich that was not staying together: "I'm falling apart."

Me, to Casey: "This has 16 grams of sugar." K: "And you are 60 grams of mommy."

"I'm never tired, I just sleep because you tell me to."