Cheer for both teams!

Happy Keatonism Tuesday, and last day of March!!
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Casey to Keaton, talking about the vent in the bathroom ceiling: "That hole in the ceiling, do you know what goes up there?"
K: "Poop."

We were sitting down to breakfast, and I had to take Rowan's R2D2 toy away so he would eat.
K, trying to comfort Rowan: "But you have D2 in your heart."

I decided to do my hair and makeup one day before picking Keaton up from school. It doesn't happen often. He gets into the car and starts drilling me. "Where are you going? Why do you look pretty?" LOL

"Oh my world." (Oh my word.)

(When one of his brothers was having a meltdown) "He's slap-angry."

K: "Did the Irish team win?" (Notre Dame vs Wichita State.)
Me: "Yes they did."
K: "So that means the team you were cheering for didn't win?"
Me: "Yep. That's the way it's been this season...all the teams I cheered for lost."
K: "Well maybe you should cheer for both teams, that way one of them will win."

Funnier with age

Happy Keatonism Tuesday, ladies and gents!
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Keaton, singing (yelling): "Thank you for Mommy! Thank you for Daddy! Thank you for China!"
Me: "Why do you say China?"
K: "Because they made the first fireworks!"

With a sympathetic look on his face (the day after KU's loss): "Mommy, I'm wearing Jayhawk socks for you today."

"I can't remember any of the other presidents. I can only remember Marac Obama."

"I'm funnier than I was when I was little."

Keatonisms - St. Patrick's Day

Happy Keatonism Tuesday, and St. Patrick's Day!
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Keaton, stepping on the scale: "I cost zero pounds."

Me, to Keaton: "This morning didn't go very well. When I asked you to go fast, you went really really slow. How can we make it better tomorrow?"
K: "Chocolate. It makes me go faster."

K: "Ohhh man. Oh woman."

About a scratch he got on his arm: "It's big and long like a questiomation mark!"

Keat and the jelly jar

Happy Keatonism Tuesday, lovely people!

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Keaton loves The Brady Bunch. Except Jan. "Sometimes when I see her, it gives me a headache. She's super headache girl."

"Let me tell you what I know about spiders. If they do the wrong dance, their partner will eat them."

To me: "Were chariots around when your were born?" (I don't know what his obsession with chariots is about lately!)

To me: "You look prettier than Elsa. Elsa is sun good, but you are Pluto good. That's a lot better."

K: "How many years until I'm a hundred?"
Me: "Ninety five."
K: "Okay. I wanna be on the jelly jar with Kaelyn." (Translation: He wants to be on the Today Show and have Willard Scott put his face (and Kaelyn 's) on the Smucker's jar for turning 100.)

March Keatonisms

Happy Keatonism Tuesday!!
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K: "How old is Great Grandpa?"
Me: "I'm not sure, buddy. I think he's in his 80s."
K: "Okay, I'll be gentle with him."

"My body is like a big machine. It has lots of parts to it."

Me, about Rowan: "He's something today, isn't he?"
K: "He always has to be SOMETHING."

Rowan had just done his business in the potty for the first time. We were all excited and congratulating him.
K: "Let's throw him a party! How about we decorate the house with brown and yellow?" (Potty colors??)
Nana De: "How about we just clap."