Keatonisms

Happy Keatonism Tuesday! Yesterday as I was helping Rowan get ready to leave, Keaton was busy helping Nik get his socks on... Voluntarily! He's such as sweet big brother!
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Nik put a bracelet on top of his head.
K: "You're King Nikolaus of Naperville".

To me, because he wanted to tickle me: "Can you please lift your armpits up?"

We were going through the map of the U.S., and I was quizzing him. He was having trouble remembering Wyoming.
Me: "This one sounds like it's asking a question... Why...?"
K: "Why-daho?"

My favorite local radio station is 101 WKQX. Thursday, Keaton had a fever.
Me: "Your temperature is 101."
K: "WKQX?"

K: "May the Ninja Turtles be with you."

Twinsday Wednesday

I haven't done Twinsday Wednesday in awhile, but here's a small compilation for you!
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Me: "Nik, did you go poo poo?"
Pointing at R2D2: "Nope. R2 poo poo."

Nik, talking about a Ninja Turtle toy that wasn't working: "Mommy, turtle power broke."

Nik: "Please, onion hat?" (Minion hat)

Me: "Do you guys wanna see the chipmunk?"
Nik: "Please see chip-monkey?"

Me, to Nik: "Do you have the hiccups?"
Nik: "No he-pucks!"

Nik: "Nik so happy!"
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Rowan, watching Snoopy cry on TV: "Oh, gosh! Snoopy!"

Rowan started flapping his arms up and down.
Me - "Are you a bird?"
Rowan, shaking his head no: "Pterodactyl."

Keaton was pushing Rowan in the rocking chair.
Rowan to Keaton: "NO, Baba!"
Me: "Can you ask him nicely not to do that?"
Rowan: "No we will rock you, Baba."

Rowan: "Bob Ross paint it."

Listening to the radio:
Me: "Who sings this?"
Rowan: "Cage E El-Fant. I like it, Cage E El-Fant." (Cage the Elephant).

King Kong vs Hong Kong

Happy Keatonism Tuesday!
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Keaton: "Maybe elves aren't real."
Me: "If I were Santa, I'd want help!"
K: "Well he has five fingers on each hand, and five toes on each foot. That's help."

K: "King Kong is in China."
Me: "Hong Kong?"
K: "Oh, yeah."

"My tongue feels like a desert cracking."

Keaton talking about Casey and I, to his babysitter Janine: "Sometimes they have to go out by themselves because they are with us all the time, on the weekends and get bored."