Keatonisms

Me: "I'm sorry if I haven't been very fun lately."
K: "You're always fun! Even if you don't feel like you are, I always have fun with you." 💜

"I can't show you how much I love you because my arms aren't long enough."

Looking at the red inflatable tube-like balloon with a face that waves around, used for advertising at the local mattress store:
Me: "Hey, the red dancing guy is out again!"
K, annoyed: "Why do they wanna sell so many mattresses?!?"

Honeymoon

It's Keatonism Tuesday again!
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Keaton, to me: "How about we go to the mall so me and my brothers can play? Then you can sit down and rest. You look pretty tired."

"A honeymoon is when you get a moon and we get honey and then we polish the moon with honey."

I got my Tae Kwon Do uniform today. I said to Keaton, "I got a uniform! I guess I'm legit now!"
Keaton: "You're the legitest."