Honeymoon

It's Keatonism Tuesday again!
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Keaton, to me: "How about we go to the mall so me and my brothers can play? Then you can sit down and rest. You look pretty tired."

"A honeymoon is when you get a moon and we get honey and then we polish the moon with honey."

I got my Tae Kwon Do uniform today. I said to Keaton, "I got a uniform! I guess I'm legit now!"
Keaton: "You're the legitest."