Bob Ross

Happy Keatonism Tuesday!

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Me: "Time for pajamas."
Keaton: "Amen."

Me: "She's probably about ten years older than me."
K: (Long pause....)  "So she's like 100?"

"Mommy, I'm going to entertain my brothers so you can wash the dishes and rest and be by yourself."

"I love you 150%. And I don't love you 0%."

"Mommy, can you keep an eye on Snoopy? He has a fever. Sometimes he goes crazy."
Me: "What do I do if he goes crazy?"
K: "Just sing him a song."

K: "Mommy, when I go to school, will you put this toy back in my room for me?"
Me: "Sure."
K: "Okay. Just say it over and over in your head so you don't forget."

"Daddy, are speaking Sponge Bob?"

"What if Bob Ross was a Sponge, and then he dipped himself in paint and then painted? What if he cutted all of his hair off and then put an elastic band around it and painted with it?"