Keatonisms

Happy Keatonism Tuesday!
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Me: "Well, I'm no Martha Stewart. "
Casey: "Nope, you haven't gone to prison."
Keaton: "Bad joke."

"How do they speak in Iowa?"

"I can't see. I have eye-a-betes."

"Less chariot, more Harriet."

To me: "You're old, and you're navy."

"I must have misunderlooked."

"Mommy, how old is my face?"

Keaton is five.

Because today was a wild and crazy day... And I'm sure someone else out there could use a smile or two... Happy early Keatonism Tuesday!
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Grandpa: Today I had artichoke soup."
Keaton: "Art-a-what-a?"

Falls down: "Help! Both of my pelvises are broken!"

About turning five years old: "Today, I turn odd."

Me, to Keaton: "I can't believe you are five, dude."
K: "I can't believe you're 33."

Belated Twinsday Wednesday

Twinsday Wednesday! Today they somehow learned how to bump their bellies together. (See video on YouTube) I have no idea where they come up with these things, but I love seeing their brotherly bond. 😁😁
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When the episode of Brady Bunch we were watching ended, Rowan yelled: "More Bunch!"

A van outside had the NBC peacock on the outside. Rowan pointed out the window and yelled "Chicago!!" (I was pretty confused ...I then figured out it was because we watch NBC, and they always show downtown Chicago before the news).

Me, to Rowan: "How old are you going to be?"
Ro: "D2." (As in R2D2, his Halloween costume last year.)
Me: "You're going to be two!"
Ro, crying: "D2!!!!!!!"
Nik chimes in: "Yoda!"

Keatonisms

Keaton: "Mommy, Rowan just substituted."
Me: "Do you mean tooted?"
K: "Oh...Yeah!"

Keaton to Rowan: "Neptune is made of gas. It is gassy... Just like you."

K: "Nik looks very convenient."
Me: "What do you think 'convenient' means?"
K: "I don't know. It just sounded right."

Keaton knows I'm 33. He counted past that and said, "Mommy, you're almost 40!"

K: "Mommy, my birthday is in three days!"
Me: "I know, buddy! You must be really excited, you've told me that twice in the last ten minutes!"
K: "Well, just tell me if you forget, and I'll remind you. "

Twinsday "Wednesday"

I meant to do a sort of Twinsday Wednesday status... But it's been a week of injuries and illnesses around here! I think everyone is on the mend. Here are a few goodies from Nik and Rowan!

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Nik, crying: "Train, stuck!"
Rowan: "Oh no! Nik!"
Rowan walks over to Nik. "Stuck, train?" and pats Nik on the head.

Rowan put glasses on his R2D2 toy: "R2, cool guy!"

Rowan trying to tell me the name of his toy, El Chupacabra: "Poo poo caca!"

Nik asking me to rock him: "You, me, chair!"

Nik, to Target cashier: "Bye bye! Wuv you!" (He must've meant it, he said it three times!)

Wise little old man

Because Tuesday has already started on the East coast... Happy Keatonism Tuesday, friends!
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Keaton: "Mommy had to come pick me up early at school today because I was coughing so much."
Casey: "That's what I heard!"
K: "Was it on the news?"

He was taking forever drinking his cough medicine. Me: "Bottoms up!"
Proceeds to stick his bottom up in the air.

Singing like the Kay Jewelers commercial, "Every Mommy begins with M."

While trying to put a sock on Nik for the first time: "It's hard to do because he's so wiggly. I see what you have to do every day." (This may be my new favorite!!)

Rowan was sad that Keaton had to go to school. Me to K: "Does it make you feel good that they miss you when you're gone? "
K: "Yeah. But they'll be in my heart and I'll be in their heart. I learned that from you." (*Tear*)