Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Keatonisms

Happy Keatonism Tuesday!
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Me: "Well, I'm no Martha Stewart. "
Casey: "Nope, you haven't gone to prison."
Keaton: "Bad joke."

"How do they speak in Iowa?"

"I can't see. I have eye-a-betes."

"Less chariot, more Harriet."

To me: "You're old, and you're navy."

"I must have misunderlooked."

"Mommy, how old is my face?"

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