Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Keatonisms

Keaton: "Mommy, Rowan just substituted."
Me: "Do you mean tooted?"
K: "Oh...Yeah!"

Keaton to Rowan: "Neptune is made of gas. It is gassy... Just like you."

K: "Nik looks very convenient."
Me: "What do you think 'convenient' means?"
K: "I don't know. It just sounded right."

Keaton knows I'm 33. He counted past that and said, "Mommy, you're almost 40!"

K: "Mommy, my birthday is in three days!"
Me: "I know, buddy! You must be really excited, you've told me that twice in the last ten minutes!"
K: "Well, just tell me if you forget, and I'll remind you. "

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