Keatonism Tuesday!

Happy Keatonism Tuesday!!
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"I bonked my head bone."

I asked Keaton to go pick out (warm) clothes for school. He came back with a short sleeved shirt with 'Big Brother' on the front. After going back and forth with him about picking out a warmer shirt, he said, "But I need to wear my big brother shirt so people don't think I'm a toddler!"

To his brothers: "The future of your life is good."

To me: "Do you have a headache? Take some Advil!" (Didn't realize he knew what that was!)

"I ate the skin of the crust."

"Snakes eat people if they smile."

Taking his fleece vest out of his dresser drawer, "I could wear my life jacket!"

"Rudolph is the best. Like hot chocolate that we drink."

"I like Nik because he doesn't pull hair."

"Daddy, may I eat my candy cane while I'm on your head?"

Rowan tried to grab Keaton's granola bar with nuts. I told him not to let him touch it, just in case he's allergic. K: "Maybe he's allergic to snacks."

"The bad part about fevers is when you really have one."

To Rowan, who was screeching: "Probably the people in Mexico could hear you, Rowan!"

"Nik just got a big man burp."

Casey, teasing Keaton: "Who is in my rocking chair?"
K: "Me. Keaton. Your son."

We gave Keaton a choice on what sweater he would wear to see Santa. He was standing in the living room, blowing his nose, when I asked him, "Can I see which one you picked out?" Holding up the Kleenex, "Yeah, I got two really big ones!"

November Keatonisms

Because Mommy keeps forgetting to update the blog regularly...sorry, folks!
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"Thank you for me!"

Where is my Gamehawk (Gamecock) train?

When I get big, I want to glue the wings on airplanes. I wanna live by the airport so I can walk to work.

My good decisions went to another house.

Wonder Woman wonders.

Allergies: You have to get a new nose. God will get a new one for you. Haha, no he won't! I forgot!

That doesn't make sense, because it's senseless.

I can't finish my milk because I don't have enough pressure in my body today.

Did your phone go to heaven? Are there phones in heaven?

I want to eat snow for dinner.

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Me: That's a nice sticker! (On his temple)
K: Thanks. It's on my brain.

Me: I think we had a misunderstanding.
K: You did. I didn't.

Christmas is not a holiday. Christmas is a season.
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"How do we marry ourselves?"

"You are a nice human, Rowan."

I told someone I as going to text my mother in law. Keaton overheard.
"How do you text your mother in law?" (Looks at the phone.) "I'll just press snowflake (* button) so I couldn't call."

"I see the moon out my window! It must have followed the directions to Nana's house!"

He was shaking his head back and forth, being silly instead of eating his lunch. I asked him to stop. "My magician in my head that makes me go fast is wobbling my head."

We were talking about different types of cars. I told him we have a Honda now, and we used to have a Toyota.
"I have a toy yoda at home."

Our friend Jake said the babies have baby orangutan hair. I thought it was funny, and showed Keaton a picture of some cute baby orangutans.
"Are those my baby brothers?"

"I like my head staying together. If people's heads don't stay together, their eyes fall out."

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse was on. Mickey: "You wanna come inside my clubhouse?"
K: "Yeah, but I'm not in the T.V., Mickey!"

"Hot chocolate is the best thing. I want to put it in the bathtub with marshmallows and drink it all."