Keatonism Tuesday!

Happy Keatonism Tuesday!!
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"I bonked my head bone."

I asked Keaton to go pick out (warm) clothes for school. He came back with a short sleeved shirt with 'Big Brother' on the front. After going back and forth with him about picking out a warmer shirt, he said, "But I need to wear my big brother shirt so people don't think I'm a toddler!"

To his brothers: "The future of your life is good."

To me: "Do you have a headache? Take some Advil!" (Didn't realize he knew what that was!)

"I ate the skin of the crust."

"Snakes eat people if they smile."

Taking his fleece vest out of his dresser drawer, "I could wear my life jacket!"

"Rudolph is the best. Like hot chocolate that we drink."

"I like Nik because he doesn't pull hair."

"Daddy, may I eat my candy cane while I'm on your head?"

Rowan tried to grab Keaton's granola bar with nuts. I told him not to let him touch it, just in case he's allergic. K: "Maybe he's allergic to snacks."

"The bad part about fevers is when you really have one."

To Rowan, who was screeching: "Probably the people in Mexico could hear you, Rowan!"

"Nik just got a big man burp."

Casey, teasing Keaton: "Who is in my rocking chair?"
K: "Me. Keaton. Your son."

We gave Keaton a choice on what sweater he would wear to see Santa. He was standing in the living room, blowing his nose, when I asked him, "Can I see which one you picked out?" Holding up the Kleenex, "Yeah, I got two really big ones!"