Mr. K Tuesday

Here's two Keatonisms for your Keatonism Tuesday!
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Casey: "The lady that cut my hair said Head and Shoulders is not good for anyone."
Keaton: "Well cut off my head and shoulders, then!"

I was quickly switching through radio stations in the van.
K: "I like that song! Turn it back!"
Tears for Fears- Head Over Heels was on, and I thought maybe it was the right station.
K: "It's definitely not this one."

Keat

It's Keatonism Tuesday again! Have a great one!
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In his underwear: "I'm gonna be a Sumo wrestler!"

I put on my clip on sunglasses over my driving glasses. "You look a little bit crazy."

I picked up a prescription at CVS, and commented that the head pharmacist is a nice guy who's given me the last 3 flu shots.
K: "Is he on Facebook? You should find him and be his friend!"

"I'd very very super much like to have a store for people to come shop at when they need anything. Because I want to help people. And you and I can own it. We will call it the 'Mommy and Keaton Store'.

"Even though you don't have light-up shoes, you're still special."

Mr. K

Happy Keatonism Tuesday, folks!
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"It'd be fun if every month and every week we had a birthday."

To Casey, who had been grilling outside: "You smell like hamburger."

"Mommy, I always wanted a mommy that was named what you're named."

"Mommy, I wanna keep you for a whole month!"

He started wiggling his fingers at Rowan. I asked what he was doing. "I'm tickling him through the Force."

Keaton asked me about NASA and what they do there. I was making a list of things and said "and da da da da da..." because I couldn't come up with more at the moment.
K: "What is da da da da da? Is it a kind of rocket?"

Me: "Grandpa's birthday is tomorrow."
K: "Maybe we can email his presents!"

"Goodnight! I hope you have nice feelings and nice dreams!"

To me: "If you didn't have me, then you wouldn't remember stuff." (This is too true! I don't usually need a grocery list because he remembers everything!)

"Donate means like when I give one of my brothers to somebody else."

Keatonisms

Happy Keatonism Tuesday!!
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"That's pretty cool... whip!"

"The fireworks sound like whipped cream coming out of the can." (Do you see a theme here? Haha...)

To one of his brothers: "Hi you little cutie booty!"

I left the room briefly. Keaton, upon my arrival! "Hi, Mommy! It's really good to see you again!"

"Why do we feel air (wind) but we can't see it?" (Deep thoughts...)

Belated Keatonisms

"I fall in love with Kaelyn because I want to be around her all the time." (He also told me he tells her she's beautiful every day.) ❤

Keaton: "Mommy can't drive."
Casey: "That's not true. How do you get places every day?"
Keaton: "Daddy uses the force to drive us from work..." (touche)

Casey: "So you have the get duct tape-"
K: "For my mouth?"

Keaton, to me: "I love you so much that my heart even loves you, too."