Keatonisms (Week of June 17)

Happy Keatonism Tuesday!
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Keaton: "Mercury is the hottest planet, because it's closest to the sun."
Me: "That's right, smarty pants."
K: "I'm not pants! I don't get worn. I'm a human."

"Daddy remembered so much from school and you didn't. Right mommy?" LOL...I honestly didn't know how to respond to this one.

Somebody's Watching Me was on the radio: "This sounds like outer space music."

Confession...I like Barefoot wine. Keaton saw a bottle at the store and thought I needed some.
K: "Do you have the foot drink? Do they make that with people's feet?"

Casey, at dinner: "I should use my Tabasco jelly!"
K: "What's tabasketball jelly?

We were leaving the house, and I asked Keaton to hurry and get his shoes on. I went outside and then came back in to check on him. He didn't hear me come in, but I heard him talking to his shots: "Shoes, don't make me go slow, please!"

"What is God's last name? Is he a Hetrick?"

"I've been to heaven! I bounced up there on my pogo stick."

Casey: "We're out of lunch meat."
K: "But we're not out of dinner meat."

Keatonism catch-up

We were at Old Navy, and Keaton was talking about how he thought the mannequin used to be a real person. He said, "They just cut the faces off." It was then that I realized an employee had overheard the conversation, and his eyes got wide and he said, "That would be horrifying."

"Are Papa and Nana the boss of the earth?"

Me: " What was that noise?"
K: "It was Cookie Monster monstering a cookie."

"I called grandma an Angel, and then I hit her in the head with a balloon."

"Why does Grandpa have to work? I thought he was RETIRED!!"

"I didn't ever hear that! My ears must've been off."

While cuddling next to me: "I'm cold! Do you mind if I take the temperature from your body to mine?"

Me, after he asked me for the 10th time about something: "Keaton, please be patient!"
K: "I'm a kid! I don't know how to be patient!"

To me: "Goodnight, your majesty."

Keatonisms, week of May 27th

Happy Keatonism Tuesday!!
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"Snoopy is allergic to babies."

Me, helping Keaton with his shower: "Don't forget to wash your armpits."
K: "And my leg armpits, too."

We were talking about Father's Day.
K: "When will it be Kid's Day?"

"That marshmallow was so yummy that I started walking and almost broke a bone."

"I like having blood pressure."

"Trashcans fell, pumpkins smell. Mommy, I rhymed!"

"Coffee cup is a mommy cup." Yep.

"At Kansas do they have a munchkin store there?" (He meant doughnuts...not a Wizard of Oz reference...lol)