Keat

Happy Keatonism Tuesday,  everyone!!
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"Does Godzilla have a last or middle name? Ask Google." Actually, I should've asked Sean McGuinness...

"When I was a baby, I thought Earth was a square. But when I growed up to four, I learned that the Earth was a sphere. And now I learn more about the Earth each and every day."

K, to me: "Can I take your ponytail out?"
Me: "I guess so.  What are you gonna do?"
K: "I'm gonna cut the cobwebs out of your head."

Singing, in the middle of Menard's: "Babies for sale!  Babies for sale! "
Me: "What? How much do they cost?"
K: "$1."
Me: "Each, or for both?"
K: "For both."

What Mr. K said last week...

Happy Keatonism Tuesday, and election day! Today Keaton will go with Casey and I to learn about the voting process! He's excited! 😁

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Keaton put on his winter coat. "I look like I have blue muscles. But I really have peach muscles. Or maybe tan."

We've been "asking Google" questions lately and occasionally the answers are read by my phone. It said "Here is information from Better Homes and Gardens." Keaton said, "What information did you get from from better plums and garbage?"

"I'm an expert boo-er!"

"Did Luke Skywalker have boy parts?"