"I was made to be silly."

Happy Keatonism Tuesday, friends! He was on a roll last week!
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Keaton: "Mommy, do you know what cows would say if they were backwards?"
Me: "What would they say?"
K: "Oooom!"

Keaton saw a cherry pie on the counter. "What's that? It looks like a real pie! Like they make on TV!"

"When it sprinkles, it's just God spitting."

Me: "So why is Darth Vader your favorite?"
K: "I was born that way."

After painting ceramics: "I'm like a real artist now."

"If everything was vanilla and strawberry then I would eat the whole earth."

"I was made to be silly."

Women don't snore.

It's Keatonism Tuesday! Enjoy!
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"Did you know, if you eat dog biscuits, it's really bad for you."

Me: "Your smile is just like Nik's."
K: "Oh, well then we must be brothers of smiling!"

"Women don't snore."