Keatonisms

Happy Keatonism Tuesday!
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Me: "Well, I'm no Martha Stewart. "
Casey: "Nope, you haven't gone to prison."
Keaton: "Bad joke."

"How do they speak in Iowa?"

"I can't see. I have eye-a-betes."

"Less chariot, more Harriet."

To me: "You're old, and you're navy."

"I must have misunderlooked."

"Mommy, how old is my face?"

Keaton is five.

Because today was a wild and crazy day... And I'm sure someone else out there could use a smile or two... Happy early Keatonism Tuesday!
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Grandpa: Today I had artichoke soup."
Keaton: "Art-a-what-a?"

Falls down: "Help! Both of my pelvises are broken!"

About turning five years old: "Today, I turn odd."

Me, to Keaton: "I can't believe you are five, dude."
K: "I can't believe you're 33."