K: "Mommy, were you ever big?"
Me: "Nope. The only time I've ever been bigger was when you or your brothers were in my tummy."
"Well you're bigger than you think you are."
Puts large curly blond wig on Grandma: "You're the prettiest lady in the valley."
"Having that many commercials is despicable."
Praying: "Thank you for making strings and making people. And making snakes and making caramel."
While eating Spider-Man fruit snacks: "I just ate Spider-Man's face!"
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