Happy Keatonism Tuesday again!
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Me: "Rowan is tooting up a storm."
K: "What color is the storm in Rowan's booty?"
"I have homework! Stop interrupting me!"
"I don't like new things. I like old things from the 80s."
"Dezausted"- exhausted?
"When I'm stretched out (he meant stressed out) I feel upset."
Grandma: "Does dad have a man cave in the basement?"
K: "No, he's got a Batman cave in the basement."
"Pacifier. It's like we pass a fire that we toast marshmallows on."
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