Happy Keatonism Tuesday!!
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Me: "Your nana is a neat lady."
K: "Amen!"
"Why do tic tacs carry diseases?" (ticks)
"Someday I'm going to grow fruits and vegetables and pumpkins and mashed potatoes."
Me: "What's your favorite toy?"
K: "My brothers."
Casey: "I see some hot pink play doh on the floor."
K: "It's not very hot."
My sister-in-law is 9 months pregnant, and we asked Nana De how she was feeling.
De: "Leslie is ready to deliver this baby."
K: "Why do they deliver it? It's not a package!"
Casey: "They are synonyms."
K: "They are cim-man-nims?"
Casey: "No, synonyms."
K: "M&Ms? Lem-in-nems?"
"I'm getting married today, to Kaelyn. I'm getting married at the airport. They have a special place for merriments."
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