Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Keatonisms, week of May 20th

Happy Keatonism Tuesday!!
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"My tummy is growling very hard!"

I need to give a little explanation about this one. If you've seen the Arbor Day Charlie Brown episode, Schroeder has to kiss Lucy when he hits a home run. We were watching the Blackhawks game, and Keaton was a bit confused. "When he hits a home run, does he have to go kiss him?"

Pretending his toy Snoopy is his son.
To me: "That means you're his grandma!"

"Is Jonathon Toews the king?"

"An octagon squirts ink."

"Why do our eyes have to have color?"

Anytime we drive more than 5 minutes in the car, Keaton asks if we are in a different state.

Watching people control traffic with batons: "Are they holding light sabers?"

We were eating Snickerdoodle bread. "How did they make it? They put stickers on it and noodles on it. Stickernoodle."

In downtown Chicago, checking out the Bean: "Why are we checking out the Boston bean?"

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