Only two this week!

Only two Keatonisms? Talk about an off week. Surely we'll make up for it next week. 😉
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To me: "You used to work but now you're retired." (He did get the 'tired' part right!)

K: "I wanna buy a limo. Maybe someday when I'm older, like when I'm eight."
Me: "Where would we keep it? We wouldn't have space in our garage."
K: "We would have to get a bigger house."